Now, let me start of by saying Rest in Peace.
Nobody died, but we need to pay our respects to hip hop because that shit is dead and resurrecting it doesn't appear to be in the future because this society is getting dumber and dumber as I type. People wanna be listening to artists ramble about the SAME THING in EVERY song with the SAME BEAT aparently so that's what artists are giving them. I'd also like to say props to Nasir Jones for having the best verse on the entire album, which UNFORTUNATELY was on an outro.
I don't know if any of you have heard of The Big Ghost Chronicles. If you have, you know you've already cried from laughing at the VERY VERY VERY true shit he says. It's like... everything that I think and feel about music and certain artists these days but can't find a way to say it is RIGHT THERE on this dudes blog. He doesn't get all happy-go-lucky about shit just because everybody else is hoppin on that bus.. which is why VOlks & I can relate. But anywho, nobody really knows who this guy is, but whoever he is, he's too funny for words.
So back to Tha Carter IV. *Cough*. Idk how many times Wayne got raped in jail, or how many times he busted his head while skateboarding, like did last week... he lost it allllll. Point, blank, period. Before I listen to any album/mixtape, I skip through random parts of each song to get a feel from the whole thing, then I actually listen to each track and make my judgement. But, I wasn't able to do that tonight... when I skipped through the songs, I felt like it was one big long one because it all sounded the same. There's only a few songs on here that I can stand, and they aren't even because of Wayne, it's because somebody else blessed the beat with their presence and was able to keep it alive, somewhat. So yeah, same generic beats, same flows, same whackass lyrics, no more mind bending metaphors from this guy. Maybe he twisted his dreads too tight? Who knows... but people are giving this man too much hype than what he deserves. ESPECIALLLLLLLLLYYYY for "How to Love". I could quite possibly deem this song as: The Worst Song Ever. What gave Wayne the idea to sing, who told Wayne the song was hot, what made Wayne think that this song is album quality.. I don't know... ALL I know is this song will make somebody wanna jab their ear drums with needles and rip the speakers out of whatever electronic device is being used at the time. As soon as it comes on on the radio while I'm driving, I have to immediately change it to prevent myself from driving off course into a ditch. Honestly though, Big Ghost has THE BEST description to this track, and I applaude him because it's the truth. I know the music Gods are giving you a standing ovation right now with tears in their eyes...
"Whoever allowed this nigga to sit down n get his John Mayer on like this needs to get his ass beat down witta sock filled wit batteries son. This shit aint only soft b...its like softness wit techron my nigga. Son...first time I heard this joint it hurt my heart yo. I felt betrayed par. Like it really done came down to this shit b? This the shit yall muthafuckas is rockin wit now yo? Cmon son....where we gon draw line son? This is like listenin to kittens do ballet in slow motion yo. Its like bein showered wit ovaries n bellybuttons son. Its like this muthafucka jus slid on down a rainbow n landed in a big pool of estrogen before he made this shit b. Like this nigga jus pulled up in the drive-thru n ordered the McBitch combo wit extra cheese n a Diet Aveeno. Theres a whole kaleidoscope of homoeroticness happenin rite here son. Drizzy probably crochets mittens to this shit rite here yo. This that shit Drake listens to on his lavender iPod when he usin his flyin umbrella to get from point A to point B son. Rite now...as we speak...theres probably two niggas spoonin on a beach somewhere watchin eagles soar over mountains while they listen to this shit b. This song got a damn uterus son. This like some shit for niggas who rock Spanx b. I thought that when Wiz Khagina made Roll Up he hit us wit the softest shit of the last 5 years yo....like how was niggas gon outdo that shit? But THIS nigga done dropped the atomic bomb of baby thighs on us son. How does a nigga even listen to this shit yo?" -P-Tone
PREACH SONNNN!
I'm done.
PS. Leave a comment if the link stops working and I'll fetch a new one...
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